I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Hippo gnu deer
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
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