Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
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