You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Found your dick twin last night
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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