im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
The air taste purple.
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