Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
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