Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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