It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
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