dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
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