Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
Life without a bra equals bliss.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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