3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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