And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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