found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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