I'll bet she douches with gravy.
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
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