11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
News Flash: Turtles are cuter than Jesus.
Congrats on damning at least 10 generations of your offspring to hell with just one text message. Way to start your morning off right.
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
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