But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
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