oh god the rape fog is back!
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
I think a kid would responsible me up
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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