If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
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