What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
only if we run a train.
done.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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