This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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