I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
I have peed in a lot of sinks
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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