wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
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