at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
I have tasted many bathrooms
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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