so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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