I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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