Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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