I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
Randomize
