Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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