Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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