Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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