we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
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