...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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