The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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