these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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