this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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