Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Randomize
