hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
dude. I can hear the air.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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