Pappa wants mamma naked
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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