On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
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