Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
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