I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
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