did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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