Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
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