I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
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