woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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