You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
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