Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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