How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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