Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
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