I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
Randomize
