Who did Billy Mays play for?
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
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