But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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