He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
Randomize
